Activist Judge Cancels Christmas (from The Onion - America's Finest News Source)

Activist Judge Cancels Christmas | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "Activist Judge Cancels Christmas

December 14, 2005 | Issue 41•50

WASHINGTON, DC—In a sudden and unexpected blow to the Americans working to protect the holiday, liberal U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Stephen Reinhardt ruled the private celebration of Christmas unconstitutional Monday."