End of the Summer Comes Too Soon!

Out of the JungleWhat is it about law school that makes the summer drain away faster? I have a theory that law school acts as a sort of black hole for holiday time. The McKenzie Theory of Black Hole of Law Time: t = L x C2 (where t = time, and L is Law and C is the Constant of the speed of light squared, meaning that time goes twice as fast as the speed of light in the vicinity of a law school, as any fool knows). What am I doing at this desk?